jen's pirate booty moonage mini dress rainbow striped boho casual sz M NWT and delicate eyelet lace trim for a vintage dress – Jen's Pirate Booty

Available in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Whether or not this is remotely good enough from people with such enormous platforms is another conversation, but, with the Oscars around the corner, theres still time to whip up something as truly imaginative, and representative of our times, as Chers outlandishly decorated Bob Mackie looks were in the 80s

Pair it with your favorite strappy heels or ankle boots, and watch as you become the glittering star of the night

Makeup by Morgane Martini (The Wall Group)

The combination of the deep V-neckline and lace panels creates a perfect balance of sensuality and sophistication, making it an ideal choice for dinner parties, celebrations, or other occasions emphasizing an elegant and mysterious atmosphere

When it doubt, dress as you would for any special evening event or nighttime party