pink tank dress Lola + The Boys Crystal Pearl Tulle Dress, 2 Lightweight and breathable Beyond Yoga Spacedye Refocus Dress

The long sleeves and soft stretch finish balance the body-skimming fit, making it the perfect piece for elevated evenings and event styling

It was a solid Drexel piece, so I knew it was worth that: What I didnt expect was the free stink it came with

Meet Dale Pruser, our fabulous blogger who lives and breathes costumes

And trust me, Ive made my fair share of mistakes along the way, such as not packing a jacket in April

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However, for some reason, there still have been plenty of tacky-licious Hoochie Mammas, with plunging tops that reveal too much of the "sisters" and slits so high that well, one would be quite confused whether or not these ladies were running for Miss Universe or attending the Exxxotica Expo LA Adult Entertainment Show and Convention