Sorry, Kismet has other plans
By self-bouncing, you avoid any Commander tax from using her
Assuming we've entered the loop mentioned above, each time CarnageCarnage hits the board, we'll be able to recur that same creature we're losing during each combat step
Equip Artifact - Equipment The Celestus If it's neither day nor night, it becomes day as The Celestus enters
While legal in Standard until February 2028, his true value comes from his immediate, four-of staple status in powerful Modern, Legacy, and even Vintage decks
Then, and this is the main thing, Whenever Kroxa enters the battlefield or attacks, each opponent discards a card, then each opponent who didnt discard a nonland card this way loses 3 life. Kroxa is a bit odd, but theyre an all-rounder for discard decks