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Lord Please Watch Over My Crib Door Mat Trash Trilogy Stop settling for lookalike garbage

SKU: 35502336917

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Description

Stop settling for lookalike garbage and claim a piece of hardware that reflects your refusal to let the d--n mundane world smooth over your favorite ironic twists

this ceramic vessel is built for those who know that life is too short for boring kitchenware and superficial conversation

Optional Stand: Coated metal construction to prevent rust and aging

It Rubs The Soap On It's Skin Poster Print: Funny Plague Doctor Wall Art

it signals a deep appreciation for the unpolished honesty of the dystopian genre

Lord Please Watch Over My Crib Door Mat Trash Trilogy Stop settling for lookalike garbageA Definitive Entryway Manifest for the Modern Sanctuary If your version of a "blessed home" involves more street level irony and less of the sanitized, suburban b s t found in big box catalogs, the Lord Please Watch Over My Crib Welcome Mat is the mandatory visual signal for your threshold. This isnt a diluted, mall grade funny welcome mat designed to sit quietly on a beige porch; it is a heavy duty manifestation of early 2000s parody aesthetics and

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