Thats a good example of wanting immersion at the gameplay level, and how the best intentions could crash and burn
Lethal Scheme also allows for a targeted attack, as does Putrefy
If you're opening Collector Boosters, your chances increase significantly, as they contain a minimum of three Mystical Archive cards per pack
The full texts of these abilities are "At the beginning of the monarch's end step, that player draws a card" and "Whenever a creature deals combat damage to the monarch, its controller becomes the monarch." If the triggered ability that causes the monarch to draw a card goes on the stack and a different player becomes the monarch before that ability resolves, the first player will still draw the card
Cold-Eyed Selkie, 1 G/B G/B, provides the ability to quickly get a number of new hand cards whenever she deals combat damage to an opposing player
Winnie the Pooh Hunny Wizard (Enchanted) If there was ever a card to seek out on vibes alone, its Winnie the Pooh