Treat them as side quests rather than core value
Our final few spoilers for the day all come from different sources
Recently, a Japanese shop owner was arrested for selling fake Pokmon cards, and a Georgia resident was also sentenced to three years in prison for falsely applying for a COVID-19 Economic Injury Disaster Loan that they instead spent on a rare Charizard card
His 6 mana cost means people will have probably played most of the lands out of their opening hands before this hits the table, so you can't rely on it triggering, but it's still absurd
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To the casual reader, the message is obvious: the market for Pokemon cards is exploding, and now's the time to invest
