Well, Niv-Mizzet, VisionaryNiv-Mizzet, Visionary fits that bill at a 5/5, and will translate that five damage into five cards for each opponent it hits, as well
Offer compromises that most groups accept: sleeve proxies in identical opaque sleeves, swap to authentic cards if prizes are involved, or agree that proxies are only for casual nights
The Commander precons for The Lost Caverns of Ixalan feature the plane's main factions, with Explorers of the Deeps diving into the denizens from down below
Exile the tokens at end of combat.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control
Activate only as a sorcery and only if you've cast three or more instant and/or sorcery spells this turn
For the youngins, and not-so-youngins, you might get a chance to say "Really