mtg craziest cards weirdest Champion of the Weird | Lorwyn Eclipsed Variants 42 Funny MTG Cards: Goofy

Xyris, the Writhing Storm Xyris, the Writhing Storm draws you and your opponents cards, which is less than ideal

The second spell gives you access to the top card of your library, while the third spell lets you copy an instant or sorcery

Edgar is the best Vampire Commander for wide-token strategies and the definitive best Vampire Commanders MTG pick for aggressive tribal builds

Apparently when I looked at Deranged Hermit and Chatter of the Squirrel in Google searches so many times over many years, I somehow got the idea that both of those cards must have been salted away in my collection somewhere

Ever one to mix a little politics into my game, I asked the other two players if they'd give me a turn of not attacking me if I were able to kill the Marchesa player

Bloodthirsty Conqueror, while being a great card in its own right (a 5/5 flyer with deathtouch is a beating), can also be found in combo decks with Sanguine Bond (Commander) or Enduring Tenacity (Standard)