While the -2/-2 applies only to creatures that are on the battlefield as Malicious Malfunction resolves, the replacement effect applies to all creatures that turn, including ones that enter the battlefield after Malicious Malfunction resolves or noncreatures that become creatures after Malicious Malfunction resolves
A huge percentage of the MTG community loves playing Commander, and really, who can blame them
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I acknowledge that its frustrating to have an effect that opponents cannot interact with, but (much like Partner ) Im (mostly) fine with it
This Shirahoshi card excels at providing crucial support and control
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