Your opponent needs an obscene amount of pressure just to keep up with that
Some of my top choices are Nekusar, the Mindrazer and perhaps Sygg, River Cutthroat
[25] Prior to Black Friday in 2017, a brand of potato chips known as "Original Prongles" (a parody of Pringles) were spotted in multiple Target stores, with packaging featuring a pig mascot and the slogan "Once You Pop
The cards will also be banned in all sanctioned tournament play
If you like the look of graded cards, then you could grade it for aesthetic reasons
To make it worse, Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon can be given haste for one black mana, letting it attack the turn it comes out and can be regenerated for two mana, dodging death and most removal spells