You don't have to choose a target artifact or enchantment for the last ability
I thought about doing this by having the enhanced effect making tokens, but it turned out to be unnecessarily wordy
What I can say is that there will always be people like me who grew up loving Pokmon and still do, who may have kids of their own they want to share it with, and who will move from place to place with their Pokmon TCG collections in tow, remembering a time when they had to stand in line for a single booster pack.
This is the basis of the powerful Mecha-Magda combo in cEDH, the notorious Hogaak archetype in Modern, and the Valley Floodcaller/Enduring Vitality decks in current Standard
The instant four cost is a Murder and they lose life too, and then suspends
Generally speaking, if youre building an Aggro deck, then youll probably want to have Red involved in some way