Turn two, you play a 2/2 Glory Seeker
Not only does it effectively give your red creatures two extra power in combat, but it also boosts the damage of your burn spells and recurring damage from enchantments like Sulfuric Vortex
It's also worth noting that, while bans for the Commander format are ultimately decided by Wizards of the Coast, there is an external Commander panel that collaborates with Wizards on ban decisions
If you're really desperate for a dragon this can...kind of do the job
Some careful deckbuilding is needed, but tutoring for a one-drop creature, enchantment or artifact is an incredibly flexible ability, and can generally find the perfect silver bullet so long as you include it
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