Every few years Magic: The Gathering brings poison counters back to the game, and with it come all sorts of new cards to poison out your opponents
Additionally, your clientele generally isnt awful human beings
A 3/2 legendary creature that costs three mana, this mono-white Cap has first strike and enters with a shield counter (which negates a single chunk of damage or any other attempt to target the creature)
Gontis Aether Heart has a consistent source of energy counters from any artifacts we play, and has probably the best outlet for our energy: an extra turn
I know Ill be playing it, probably in Breena Will Do It to You
Leaping into the fray whenever she attacked, Ragavan made up for his 2/1 stats with his fierce reliability: hed show up every turn, without fail, even if he fell in combat the turn before