Now there's nothing to fear from blockers, or fog effects, and you can kill everyone without connecting, at instant speed
Life Chisel is pretty creepy as a bunch of corpses (I hope they are corpses) hang upside-down while whoever is doing the chiseling walks in menacingly with a very wicked-looking knife
Borrow a creature, power boost it, make it horrible to be on the receiving end of for a turn and when thats over, youre staring down a 10/10 Trample Annhilator 2
despite costing hundreds of dollars, if you snag yourself a card in good condition at that price and then grade it, you may find it being worth many times what you pay for it
Chromium, the Mutable is such a card
In seriousness, this has strong Juri Master of the Revue vibes, and may take his place or go in the 99, depending on the flavor of the deck