Put Zack Fairs counters on that creature and attach an Equipment that was attached to Zack Fair to that creature
Like all Abyss Proxy Shop proxies, every Exquisite Blood #B is printed on German black core paper with the same weight and feel as the real card
The second one, however, really gets my water boiling
(The same older printings of this card also fail to reference the "battle" card type, which didn't exist at the time, but Tarmogoyf's ability still counts that card type.)
If you control more than one creature named Contortionist as the last ability resolves, perhaps because you created a copy of the token or created more than one to begin with, choose one of them and use its number of folds to determine how many cards to draw
But then you can activate it for four mana to proliferate, so after your opponents' defenses have been set up and you cannot attack further you can do that a few times to finish them off