Since we're already mucking up combat damage assignment and can distribute damage across multiple bodies, why not lean into it
: Level 3 Whenever a creature you control attacks, up to one target creature blocks it this combat if able
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(2004-12-01) No game effect can cause you to lose the game or cause any opponent to win the game while you control Platinum Angel
I'd talked over the options with Steve Sadin, and this was one option that neither of us had even thought of, let alone considered
Equip Artifact - Equipment Color tag templates(None) Samurai's Katana Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has trample and haste, and is a Samurai in addition to its other types