If you already have Basic Steel Pokmon in play, its ability lets you grab 2 Evolutions and add them to your hand
To me, this is by far the most brilliant application of that speciality to the game so far, and I would REALLY love to get the art on a playmat
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE ZENOS MAGIC THE GATHERING CARD BASICALLY IS A FREE ZENOS KINNING EXPERIENCE WHERE YOU CHOOSE A FATED RIVAL/OPPONENT TO HINGE YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING GAME VICTORY ON
Uxie cant generate Energy unless it attacks, Azelf just hits the Bench, and Mesprit can only do 160 damage if it has the other two backing it up
The best part of The Gudgeon is its interaction with Soul Hunter and Plague Zombies (to a lesser extent Fairy Trickster, Ice Drake/Frost Giant, and Scarros)
Once you have enough, you can machine gun all of your opponents to death with all of those counters