If you know a specific artist from Twitter, Instagram, or the like, their websites can be a great resource
Disfigure is that one-mana spell you often need in important spots but also great for dealing with Seasoned Hallowblade and the pesky Indestructible mechanic
Each attack nets you three cards in your graveyard, an extra land in play, and a 2/2 Zombie Druid token as well
Im estimating your chances at a colored Chocobo at 0.03% because all the others add up to 99.97% and the serialized is such a tiny percentage that it doesnt matter
I mentioned Darien, King of Kjeldor earlier, but Kemba, Kha Regent is great for making 2/2 White Cat creature tokens which happens for each equipment attached to Kemba, Kha Regent
Tergrid, God of Fright // Tergrids Lantern - Every set has at least one card that makes the more casual side of the Commander community groan