Splashy Toss does no damage, but takes a Water Energy from the player's Energy Zone and attaches it to one of their Benched Pokmon
Creature - Faerie Color tag templates(None) Keeper of the Accord At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if that player controls more creatures than you, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token
Trading in 3 mana (2 to activate and the opportunity cost of tapping Fountainport for colorless) and a token for one card isnt the most efficient sac-for-card trade that there is, but youre paying a tax for the modality of all the other abilities and the fact that its a land, not a creature or something
Additionally, if the permanent or token destroyed was controlled by its owner, this card can function as an effective source of card draw which is sorely needed for white decks
With V Pokemon on the chopping block, thats one less thing for Sylveon to worry about
Getting rid of upkeep effects has some other interesting downsides, too, notably affecting Commanders in the Upkeeps Matter genre