And then there's Ashling, the Extinguisher
(You descend each time a permanent card is put into your graveyard from anywhere.) Uchbenbak, the Great Mistake Three generic, one blue, one black, Legendary Creature - Skeleton Horror - 6/4 - Uncommon Vigilance, menace Descend 8 Four generic, one blue, one black mana: Return Uchbenbak, the Great Mistake from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it
Thankfully, later this month, that is all about to change
For the most part, the Worlds Smallest Magic the Gathering Duel Decks are just cool, collectable items
Technopathy Draw a card
Stratus Dancer is the perfect morph to hide among a pile of other face-down 2/2s