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Lesson cards are actually back in Standard right now, appearing in Avatar: The Last Airbender

The low price refers to the least amount of money that someone has ever paid

It even shares the mana value of Gravedigger, so I get why this card costs this much, even if I would never build around it

After years of swearing that they wouldn't make mechanically unique promos, going back to the disastrous release of the Nalathni Dragon promo in the early '90s, Wizards somehow forgot this lesson and declared that they were once again going to make mechanically unique promos

Easily a second-in-command to Marisi, in his own deck I think you can very quickly use him to spread the love and finish people off with commander damage just like we used to do with Zurgo Helmsmasher

It does come in tapped if you don't control a Forest, which in Mono-Green will almost never happen