Every spike, crash, and steady climb has underlying causes that savvy collectors can learn to read
This includes choices about what spells to cast or what abilities to activate, as well as any decisions called for by triggered abilities or for any other reason
Based on this, they can also hold different levels of value for collectors, making this a worthwhile endeavor for people looking to make money off of Pokemon cards
Displaced Dinosaurs makes every artifact token you make (Treasure, Clues, and Food come to mind) into 7/7 creatures, and its not hard to make a ton of artifact tokens these days, whether Treasure in Golgari or Clues in Simic
Thus, a creature with Rampage will get the bonus added during each attack
Sorry, kiddo, instead of happily ever after, you got diarrhea, fever, and stomach cramps