Very well organized
Last, but not least, we bring you two Shahrazad (LP, PL) and a Jihad (GD)

Queen Brahne Rarity: Uncommon TYPE: Legendary Creature SUBTYPE: Human Noble CMC: 3 Mana cost: USD: $1.64 EUR: 1.59 TIX: 0.10 EDHREC RANK: 4667 (2/1) Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Whenever Queen Brahne attacks, create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." Queen Brahne Rarity: Uncommon TYPE: Legendary Creature SUBTYPE: Human Noble CMC: 3 Mana cost: USD: $0.27 EUR: 0.12 TIX: 0.03 EDHREC RANK: 4667 (2/1) Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) Whenever Queen Brahne attacks, create a 0/1 black Wizard creature token with "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent." Quina, Qu Gourmet Rarity: Uncommon TYPE: Legendary Creature SUBTYPE: Qu CMC: 3 Mana cost: USD: $2.44 EUR: 1.61 TIX: 0.15 EDHREC RANK: 6835 (2/3) If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a 1/1 green Frog creature token are created instead

Can you imagine ever beating an aggro deck with this curve
I'm also wondering if there's any way to take advantage of the colorless mana generation, perhaps by naming a basic land
Unfortunately for the cops in this story, their arrival to the island was part of a larger plan, and they are eventually trapped in a massive wooden effigy, the eponymous wicker man, and ceremoniously burned to death as part of a sacrificial ritual