Fortunately, the reward of giving your whole team +3/+0 or drawing three cards when you connect in combat is huge
Well, its called Mini-Master in this article from back in 2008 on the official Magic: The Gathering blog, but were telling you right now that its called Pack Wars and also that the information on it in the linked post is wrong
Basically, the top three are fairly interchangeable but worth a meaningful amount more than the bottom two, based mostly on the relative value of the reprints in each deck
The only thing stopping me giving this an 8/10 rating is that the kinds of decks that most want walkers that make two dorks and scale up with them dying typically want low curves
This two-drop will draw when an Equipment ETBs not a cast trigger, sure, but in the same space as that deck archetype
It cost only 1 mana and the discard effect is free, so it means you could have madness card be played from the very next turn