Cause we are living in a [serial] world and I am a [serial] girl. This is a bit of a stretch, but did you know that Sesame Street did a parody of Madonnas Material Girl about eating cereal
(Be sure to stack the triggers so the original's Champion ability resolves last, or else it will sacrifice itself before you can exile it.) The copy has haste , so it can attack
Whenever a player draws a land card, that player gains 3 life
III Exile target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard
Changes in the number of unlocked doors among Rooms you control that occur after the ability resolves won't affect the power or toughness of the token
Least recommended Liquitex paints are very liquid and are fairly hard to apply, in contrast, Citadel inks are too thick and need to be diluted with water, both make you waste too much ink in the process