And Augur is the thread that ties them together, always proposing and never overriding, so you stay firmly in the driver's seat
On a more positive note, I think he was the good guy for a while when Simic Flash was on a rampage, and he does shut off Embercleave, so he has that going on
You could try to build a deck with a planeswalker or even a non-legendary creature as your commander
You untap lands, along with other permanents like creatures and artifacts, during the untap step, before your upkeep
The zombie lurching forwards in the background is covered with mottled, green flesh sloughing off his body, while the one in the foreground has his stomach burst open and his intestines are spilling out
If you were there you'll know the reason was because of copyright threats and FUD