The issue is just that Im sick of seeing the same cards every game
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If one of those creatures can't attack its owner that turn due to a spell or ability (such as Chronomantic Escape), you may have it attack another player, attack a planeswalker an opponent controls, attack a battle an opponent protects, or not attack at all
It plays well with any card in Magic not called "land." It's such a force that it had a good presence in Standard way back when
When youre not sacrificing them, these deathtouch creatures make for surprisingly good blockers
Whenever an opponent has a creature that dies, the Meathook Massacre owner gains 1 life