Whenever one or more creatures or artifacts you control are put into the graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card
Any choices made on resolution, such as whether to put counters on a permanent, are also made individually.
The unfair treatment usually involves a bounce land like Simic Growth Chamber and some landfall payoffs
We already play Firebrand Archer in EDH decks that buff damage, and some of those commanders are in Standard, like Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might / Temple of Power, Ob Nixilis, Captive Kingpin, Urabrask / The Great Work, Taii Wakeen, Perfect Shot, Judith, Carnage Connoisseur, and Imodane, the Pyrohammer
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They can't block and they can't feed into any of your Saproling sacrifice outlets, but it will still feel pretty good and your tablemates will have to find a way to deal with you before you untap on your next turn