In addition to being a slight rewriting of the classic Jingle Bells line, the part that says "sing a slaying song tonight" is modeled on the fact that "sleigh" and "slay" sound phonetically identical to each other, and the effect involves you 'slaying' some creatures (or at least attempting to)
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Use the cantrips to set up your early turns (and occasionally plan out a timely Miracle Temporal Mastery), Spreading Seas to slow them down, hopefully flash in Dictate of Kruphix on their end step, untap and hold up Cryptic Command or Gigadrowse, and then cast Time Warp on Turn 5 and never pass the turn back to them
Quakestrider Ceratops needs trample to really munching, and twice the power of a Colossal Dreadmaw is nothing to scoff at
Additionally, widening the scope of the choices to nonland permanent card seems more fitting, or perhaps artifact, enchantment, instant, or sorcery if you'd rather go for non-character cards
7 Monkey.D.Luffy Power Buff For Both Turns This wave of starter decks not only brought searchers with extra effects, but also came with a huge wave that will affect the games power level from this moment on