Scarlet & Violet Base Set - Pokemon Card List and Prices
Legendary Creature - Pirate Siren Pollywog Prodigy Evolve (Whenever a creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell with mana value less than this creature's power, draw a card
This is the commander that seems to be exciting the causal crowd more than any of the others, and sometimes you just have to shut off the analytics and listen to the will of the people

Small Crease (under 1/4th of the length of the card) Visible on the Back -3 points Visible on the Front -4 points Medium Crease (under 1/2 of the card length) Visible on the Back -5 or 6 points Visible on the Front -6 or 7 points Large Crease (under 3/4ths of the card length) Visible on the Back -7 points Visible on the Front -8 points Full Crease all the way through the back of the card -8 points (-9 points if visible on the front) Small Bent Corner Visible on Back -3 or -4 points Folded / Lifted Corners Visible on Front -5 points (more if big) Indents: Super small indent -1 point (-1 for additional indents) Medium indent -3 points Large indent -5 points or more Surface: Super small single scratch may be no deduction 1/4 inch scratch or more -1 point Too many scratches on holo to count -3 points Front has scratches exposing holo silver layer or white layer -1 point Front has PokeMold or other dust/finger prints -1 point Back has minor whitening (3 to 5 dots) -1 point Back has moderate whitening (6 to 10 dots) -2 points Back has major whitening (11 dots or lots of wear) -3 or more points Corners: Corner coming up (dented) -3 points Corner not rounded correctly -1 point Obvious corner miscut -1 point Whitening over the size of a pin dot -1 point Edges: Whitening on the edge -1 point Whitening on two sides of the card -2 points Whitening on all sides of the card -3 or more points White fuzz coming off the card on edges can suffer from -1 point A ding on an edge can suffer from a -3 point or more deduction depending on size of the damage

Its no secret that I love Secret Lairs
This means it needs to be a card you know they have in their deck, or one you can see in their graveyard