Shoving Match This is one of the funniest cards Ive ever seen
If Rootwater Shaman were our commander, I'd absolutely consider it, but I can't have a bunch of sorcery speed cards that are bad unless I draw and keep alive an obscure, fragile Merfolk from 1996
Its got solid artwork, and I especially like the floral theming that reminds us of spring a season undoubtedly Eevee enjoys
You can stack with Arvad the Cursed for a hyper legend buff, and Voltron white EDH decks have a powerful incentive to keep attacking
In the process, you want to be Tributing your Ritual Summoned Mitsurugi monsters so that you can add another Mitsurugi card to your hand and Special Summon them back to the field, essentially removing the downside of having to Tribute for your powerful effects
GRIM MONOLITH Not where you expected to start