Unfortunately, the only items worth a million dollars are the items that are so rare a collector has no choice but to pay a million dollars
When Misty is played, you choose one of your Water Pokemon and flip a coin until you get tails: for every head you get, the chosen Pokemon receives one Water Energy
CommanderText: Changeling(This card is every creature type.)
Saprolings are perfect sacrificial fodder, and this deck uses them to fuel all kinds of great sacrifice outlets to make the most of Slimefoot's passive ability
One of the classic life is just a resource cards, Reanimate may not be literally free to cast, but one black mana is far more flexible a cost to meet than three sacrificial creatures and this flexibility makes it a comfortable #1 even next to the unfairness that is Dread Return
When it regenerates this way, that player may draw a card