It was infamously printed with the text "...then Floral Spuzzem may choose to destroy a target artifact ...", so it sounds like your creature should be choosing whether or not to destroy the artifact and not you (the controller of the creature)
Is it because theyre super special, vanishingly rare, almost legendary in their scarcity
Rates vary based on order total
The elegant solution was to have Master of Waves create 1/0 creature tokens, then have the Master of Waves give them +1/+1
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This plays into the nature of the story of the drop, trying to take down a 'big bad.' The cards featured in the drop are all fantastic, and even the lowest-value card, Lightning Bolt, is a staple in every format it's legal in