At worst, youll get a decent amount of card draw while replacing a threat on the board with one from your hand
Of course, "ass" is simply German for "Ace"
The problem with this logic is that cards dont exist in a vacuum
As revealed in an advertisement in the trade publication ICv2 and later confirmed by Mark Rosewater in his column, Morningtide expands upon Lorwyn flavor and theme by focusing on at least five classes (Soldiers, Shamans, Wizards, Warriors, and Rogues) as well as a few minor class-based tribes (Druids, Archers, Knights, Clerics, and Assassins) in addition to the eight races of Lorwyn (Kithkin, Merfolk, Faeries, Elementals [Flamekin and Greater], Goblins, Giants, Treefolk, and Elves)
For many, having a card signed by its artist is a way to connect with a game on an axis thats special to them
I've used it as someone cast a Doom Blade, Murder, or Terminate effect just before it would have died to get a counter on my Vampiric Dragon