Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller
In this set, blue has the following themes: spells with mana value 4 or greater, artifacts, cards in graveyard (threshold), and even towns
It allows you to steamroll a smaller creature using your big buffs and then spend that extra red mana on equipment and equip costs
Having access to an effect like this out of the command zone is fantastic, to boot
Therefore, to you, it might seem like he is completely uninterested in everything you have to say, but in reality, he's already heard you out infinite times and has already answered your question as thoroughly and thoughtfully as possibleyou just exist in the wrong timeline to hear the answer
It's a soap opera full of big beefy dudes being big and beefy, a self-parody that mocks toxic masculinity while perpetuating it