Even cards with effects similar to this, however situational, such as Second Sunrise, are exceedingly powerful and have won tournaments in the past (Second Sunrise, in particular, is still banned in Modern)
Unfortunately, since the most reputable card grading companies are based in America, youll have to ship your cards across the globe from Singapore to get them graded
#7: Isolation Tower - If you really want to beat Bogles Isolation Tower will get the job done, but unless Bogles develops into the most played deck in Modern it's hard to see Isolation Tower beating out other powerful colorless lands
When you play a Solemn Simulacrum and the game is not a race against time, your opponent winces for he knows how much harder his job just became
However, your opponents almost certainly have some kind of additional draw effect, and you will get to benefit from those twice as much as your opponent does
Loot, the Key to Everything Loot, the Key to Everything has a great, arching ceiling on its card draw ability