The chances of drawing Donate and Illusions of Grandeur decreases multiplicatively, roughly 4/60 * 4/56 = 1/210, less than a tenth of the odds of either card alone
You cant make choices or decisions for that player that arent called for by the game rules or by any cards, permanents, spells, abilities, and so on
Or you could simply swap with the person attacking you for a pseudo-fog effect
However, he has learned how to cope with the grief and even make new friends through his interest in technology
We see Empoleon training near a river, akin to any training montage in any martial art film
Legendary Creature - Elf Noble Colossal Whale Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.) Whenever this creature attacks, you may exile target creature defending player controls until this creature leaves the battlefield