Overlord of the Hauntwoods Overlord of the Hauntwoods offers you a big body and instant 5-color fixing through the token land it produces
This inconspicuous 0/1 will allow you to bring out even more threats because of the ease with which you can meet the requirements to cheat something into play
The following creature, Phyrexian Broodlings, has a power of 2 and a defense of 2
Glin, Dwarf Emissary If you build your deck right, Glin, Dwarf Emissary will likely be able to goad at least one creature per turn
Definitely feels like a setup for a finishing combat phase, or multiple if youre going the extra combats route
but that didnt stop everyone from celebrating Jan 1st 2000 so widely, that it kind of became the new agreed upon truth at least until Jan 1st 2001, when everybody kind of just ran it back