When you lose control of that Equipment this turn, if it's attached to a creature you control, unattach it
A humongous tree (illustrated by Vincent Proce ) with thick, winding branches upon which a great number of nooses adorn it, the Tree of Redemption is a darkly ironic card
It is one of those Yagmoth's Will level of cards that goes from being first pick power level when it has the right support all the way to basically unplayable in the fair cubes
The lucky player apparently wishes to remain anonymous, and for good reason - the bounty on the card depicting the most famous piece of jewellery from J.R.R
Wanting to play it turn one also reduces the value of cards like Inquisition of Kozilek which are ideally what you lead with so as to remain safest and in the most control of the game
And to simply dismiss it as a joke that says, well, if you dont have a middle name, Dont run Moniker Mage! still seems like a joke that went terribly wrong, and now people have to be reminded of it every time they see the card