I want you to think about all of the most common permanents in Modern
My dive into learning how to alter cards might have been inspired by my need to turn Magic cards into Dad jokes, but it was also driven by my desire to help out my local game store
The Matrix of Time Plane Gallifrey When you planeswalk to The Matrix of Time, each player exiles the top card of their library
Throne of Eldraine A fantastic inclusion to single-color or even two-colored decks, Throne of Eldraine is an expensive mana rock that adds a ton of value to your mana base
Cards like Weapons Manufacturing generate the snacks you need, but for the ultimate meme, try combining Liquimetal Coating with creature theft
Izzet Murktide does struggle against Teferi, Time Raveler and graveyard hate, making it a strong but not bulletproof option