While the talking puppets other amethyst cards in Rise of the Floodborn feature card text, keywords and abilities, Pinocchio, Star Attraction has none of those things
Now, if only we knew what Spronghack was
There is no question that Brudiclad can benefit from having Anointed Procession and Doubling Season, in fact Wizards probably felt okay pushing Brudiclad because they would be avoiding that interaction in Commander
Were going to have some high-mana cards ending games, but thats not the worst thing
Blink effects like Teleportation Circle and Conjurer's Closet set up a chain of value your opponents will struggle to overcome, especially with a sacrifice outlet to recur artifacts like Portal to Phyrexia and The Mightstone and Weakstone over and over
They fit into almost any deck and provide utility that colored spells often lack thats the real strength of colorless spells MTG players can rely on, from versatile artifacts to the best colorless creatures MTG has to offer