Final Fantasy IIs Firion, Wild Rose Warrior, gives equipped creatures haste (meaning they can attack immediately) and creates short-lived copies of your equipment when you play it
Status: The most played card in Commander
The first and last abilities will come up from time to time, but the second ability is what every aristocrats player dreams of: a free sacrifice outlet that also draws cards and eventually removes your opponents' Creatures
Terminate A bit like what happens with Abrupt Decay and Putrefy, Terminate being 1 mana cheaper than Bedevil makes Terminate much better Rakdos removal, even though Bedevil can hit more targets
If you keep a life pad or token trays on the table, the larger mat keeps the layout tidy
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