Craterclaw Colossus Artifact Creature Beast Construct 5/5 Haste When this creature enters, creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control
Sultai is a ramp color, so many lands hit the battlefield, including the lands you play from your graveyard
As long as you control eight or more permanents named Phoenix Fleet Airship, this Vehicle is an artifact creature
As a Stage 1, it can be quickly evolved from Magikarp, and with a few lucky Misty coinflips, it can be set up pretty fast as well
I also reject a text if its ratio distance/length (percentage of errors per character) is too high
That has some cons (traditional storm decks dont want a summoning-sick creature getting in the way or telegraphing intent) and pros (being easier to recur and costing one mana on the activation)