None of the other land types it has gives it any mana abilities
Now compare those joke-only cards or bad cards with those that work within the rules of Magic well enough to have value at the kitchen table, and which are more than just a joke: Consider Giant Fan and Goblin Bookie as two cards that sort of counter the above issues
token producers), cards that have effects even if removed (e.g
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The one from TOME costs four, has indestructible, and in your upkeep you'll lose life equal to the burden counters on it
In a 5-color deck, splashy haymakers come with free bonus spells