Its attack trigger draws everyone a card, but it breaks that symmetry all on its own, because you get to investigate for every nonland card that gets drawn
In my last article I suggested cards to take out of the preconstructed FInal Fantasy decks and some cards to replace them with
They Came from the Pipes is a very niche card for exactly decks that care about face-down creatures
Reckless Velocitaur Ruinous Minotaur Sandstorm Crasher Sardian Cliffstomper Sethron, Hurloon General Shatterskull Minotaur Skophos Maze-Warden Skophos Reaver Skophos Warleader Slaughter-Priest of Mogis Smelt-Ward Minotaur Spinehorn Minotaur Tahngarth, First Mate Tahngarth, Talruum Hero Talruum Champion Talruum Minotaur Talruum Piper Target Minotaur Warden of the Chained Warfire Javelineer Warmonger Wee Champion Zealot of the God-Pharaoh Zedruu the Greathearted Zerapa Minotaur
While one player puts two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control, another player draws a card, while the third chosen player creates two Treasure tokens
The only possible sleeper hit I see is Copy Artifact, an underrated card in Commander that I didnt even suspect was on this list until just now
