I will spend $30 on a three-pack of socks
Sheldon Mennery, the godfather of the format, is especially known for running the big purple hippo and had it as his avatar on the old Commander website forums back in the day
Bastion of Remembrance is a solid way to pay off all those creature deaths, too
Just killing a creature and making a Rat token can be a good proposition if youre playing a rat-typal strategy, and the incidental graveyard hate is potent
I have never really played the Baldurs Gate videogames, so I cant explain the lore behind it, or how it fits into that universe, but it fits like a foot in a glove in Magic
In another case of goblins being lovable, goofy goobers, the flavor text of Goblin War Strike suggests that the little guys are still struggling with the basic order of operations when it comes to using weapons