Leave your opponent's Active Pokmon Confused
This means if I enchant my (regenerated) Cinderbones with Lifelink and attack you, I still gain one life when you block with your -1/-1d Grizzly Bears
It so happens that Light is weak to Shadow, so our newly acquired Swordsman will be precious little help against Yugi
Part of me wants to say the fact this is 4000 is a bit much, but given the fact DARK Machines aren't exactly that big of a thing, and, as mention, this would only see play in either something that managed to play it, or was just outright trying that hard to make it a thing
While the official rules only allow one Normal Summon per turn, Floowandereeze effects allow you more Normal Summons when their effects resolve
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