Check out it's token majesty
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Conquistador of the Golden Land X TRAP Continuous Special Summon this card as a Normal Monster (Zombie/LIGHT/Level 5/ATK 500/DEF 1800) (this card is also still a Trap), then, if you control "Eldlich the Golden Lord", you can destroy 1 face-up card on the field
She trades with staples like Madam Mim Fox and the bounce crew, Gramma Tala Keeper of Ancient Stories, and Prince Naveen Ukulele Player
It was a huge beater that also made tons of little tokens every turn
In a generic four colour good stuff list you should have good enough fixing to play this, you might need to lose some of the colourless lands that tap for two and play a Talisman or two to house her sensibly but it actually might be worth it