Not the most scary of the incarnations, but strong nonetheless
The silent disdain expressed tells a story in itself
Creatures you begin to control later in the turn won't gain any abilities or cause creatures to gain new abilities, and the abilities gained won't change even if every creature that normally had the abilities leaves the battlefield
Bouncing a creature is another tactic of Blue since it cant straight up blow up creatures like Red or Black can
Our Esper Control opponents have Mortify, Absorb, and a Negate maindeck, but their trump card is Chromium, the Mutable
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