Goblin Haberdasher somehow makes it so that your creatures that are seen wearing a hat get Menace, a very useful ability that forces players to assign at least two creatures to defend against an attacking hat-wearer if they want to avoid damage
Ancient Silverback Apes of Rath Barbary Apes Druid of the Sacred Beaker Fang Guardian Fang-Druid Summoner Ferocious Tigorilla Flopsie, Bumi's Buddy Gargantuan Gorilla Gearbane Orangutan Gorilla Berserkers Gorilla Chieftain Gorilla Pack Gorilla Shaman Gorilla Titan Gorilla Warrior Grunn, the Lonely King Guerrilla Gorilla Hooting Mandrills Jade-Cast Sentinel Kird Ape Kird Chieftain Kogla and Yidaro Kogla, the Titan Ape Moon-Boy, Dino Rider Pest Mascot Raging Gorilla Savage Gorilla Sidisi's Pet Silverback Ape Silverback Elder Silverback Shaman Simian Brawler Simian Grunts Simian Simulacrum Simian Spirit Guide Summit Apes Thieving Amalgam Towering Gibbon Uktabi Kong Uktabi Orangutan Yavimaya Steelcrusher
Tron is fully capable of just playing enough lands to cast all its colorless threats
Sets released by Carddass, Topps, and other manufacturers feature non-playable picture cards that are missing card effects
Protect yourself by buying from shops that inspect and serial-track every box, verifying the shrink wrap shows the Pokemon Company logo, and avoiding suspiciously cheap listings
And wow, are there a bunch available to choose from
